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Tuesday, December 19, 2006

a Random thOught

‘LOVE is in the air’

But what happens when it changes to …

‘LOVE is in the body’


Sometime back Someone’s slender intestine fell in love with his testicle, so passionate was intestine’s love that it even had repercussions on the man lugging those intestines, he could feel the love in his body and wonders did it to him, he too wanted to fall in love so deep, that he naturally did try finding some being which might agree to be his object of desire.

While with time constantly moving, the passion of intestine increased and he so desperately tried hard to kiss the testicle, he was ready to overcome any hurdle before him, but before he could cross the final hurdle, as luck would have it, a heartless mean green looking man appeared on the scene, with aid of his sterilized iron men, he installed a barrier so powerful, which could not be broken by even the strongest of all intestines.(The “super intestine”) So again with this omnipresent time coming into picture, passion decreased and finally subdued. And again, the man having this mood changing intestine started to feel the effect, the spirit for the quest had died and ‘Love in the body’ had vanished…….


But he embarked upon a new noble quest worthy of being turned into a ballad, the quest which would test each and every fiber in him, the quest of finding a job………..

First ThOught

Generally man is a social animal, generally would not be a right word to use here, as it has been known from the ages of monkeys that man’s progress is based on his being a social animal (No I am not being gender biased, as the fair sex might be thinking over here, its just that all the history notes I have read, again I goofed up, not all history notes, but yes most of the history I have read, have always expressed the life of the prehistoric man with reference to man, so please excuse me as my grey cells have stuck to that notion now). So being a social animal, there arises a need of communicating with other animals or showing some kind of emotion (from the plethora range we have) towards other animals, one can definitely replace need with necessity, so from ages man have found ways to communicate with other man yes even woman (its difficult to exclude fair sex from coming into picture here, cause again my grey cells have a notion that whenever you want to communicate with a woman you surely need to find some unique ways).

So man started his journey with some weird movements of hands and other organic organs with his other manly acquaintances, while yes you cant count out the ‘giving a part of his hunt’ to woman as a gesture to communicate with her. (Its no wonder why women loves gifts and make man go bankrupt purchasing them, they still haven’t evolved in sense of communication) So proceeding with the journey of man in his quest to be a social animal of superior kind, better of then the other social animals which were also called as called ‘man’.

For this man begin to develop a specialized gibberish (to the other man’s herd) to communicate within his herd. So man as a social animal got divided into many sub sections or sub classifications of social animals. The creation of this classification is again a big topic upon which one can churn his/her grey cells at his/her leisure (I told you I am not gender biased).

The first famous gibberish to come into existence was German (You all will be wondering why German or how German and some of you even might be sure that it was not German, so let me have the pleasure to shake your beliefs). A man when tries to proclaim the throne of superiority, he ventures into a well familiar field of defaming the other man, so when all the herds were in the race to get the patent for ‘social animal’ to earn their stripes they very well tried to ridicule the gibberish of other herd by saying “Its all German to me”, thus bringing into light that German was the first language. The German herd thus had itself crowned the king of social animals, but eventually other gibberish stuff overtook it when time also jumped into the race of superiors. With this event the growth of communication shifted to a totally new dimension, and grew to heights. This height reached is everyday proved to be only a childish thought, and rightly so as height is being redefined everyday and this height has only contributed to increasing the distance between the social animals called ‘man’.

Though primitive, but the communication was lot effective then it is today, emotions could be felt or could be touched by a thing called heart, which today is lost into annals of medical dictionaries and its physical existence is in the list of endangered species. Today’s communication is no more about emotions, it’s just plainly and simply about ‘smileys’ and ‘a science which converts sound into electric current’.

I too am a social animal but regretfully some how got drifted away from this race of superiority which has just reached the level of ‘proper noun’ from that of a ‘collective noun’. My grey cells being adamant refuse to get back into race of individualistic superiority thus rendering me to be a worthless animal in this German world. Trying to bridge the gap of communication between myself and other esteemed social animals, I establish this one more blog, that expands the range of PSIcotiCO blogs…………….

(Warning: Read it at your own risk) (Apologies: I should have posted this warning at the beginning of the blog)