Life is Tough !!!!

Life is tough, Life is tough,
And I made it tougher for me;

When Germans were dropping,
Bombs on my house,
I hid there feeling sacred,
Of those green aliens,

When Vikings were raiding,
My falling castle,
I surprised the village girls,
By my whistles.

Life is tough, Life is tough,
And yes, I made it tougher for me.

When Elvis was busy,
Inventing rock and roll,
I was merrily drinking,
Away to his glory,

When Columbus finally,
Discovered America,
I slept contended,
On discovering laziness.

Life is tough, Life is tough,
People fight through it,
But yes, I made it tougher for me!!

When Armstrong left,
His small footprint on the huge moon,
I left my big finger prints,
On the tiny locks of the robbed bank.

When Einstein thought,
About the good of the world,
I happily used,
His brains to bomb Japan.

When there was work lying to be done,
I sat here typing this poem,

Life is tough
Life is tough
Yes, life is tough,
And I made it tougher for me.